specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

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lickystickypickyshe:

Also bought this GLORIOUS Lancashire Bomb Cheese, which is straight from baby jesus farm and good. Saving it for June when M. is here.

If it weren’t  for the ridiculous baggage fees I’d bring a suitcase full of all the cheese glories I saw.

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

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australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

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